Kickstart Your Sex Life Today!

   1. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

    First off, you go in with all these grand expectations. You think you’re gonna have it all, and leave room for dessert. It seems pricey,

    While the weather is still nice we are more likely to have afternoon picnics at the lake or walks in the woods,

     I often suggest that we go out of our way to surprise our beloveds. In this crazy, hectic world the least we can do is take five minutes in the morning every once